what's marketing?

IBM comercials are worthless, I decided that i would come up with an IBM comercial for them- (dramatization) "The IT server is down" "Down?" "Well, precievably" "Our infrastructure couldn't match the demand of the superstructure it inhibits." "We need a solution that creates an alternate route around the pressures of micromanaging. Can we manifest a solution by thinking outside of the box, while still remaining a key player in a global market?" "Perhaps we can!"
IBM: Making Dollars Not Sense