Nascar
Nascar: fueled by cynical idiots
When i was 16 i mastered the basic skills of Nascar -driving an automobile dangerously fast. Add in a few left hand turns and you have a "Sport." You may think there is more to Nascar then driving fast- yeah and there is more to crouqet then hitting a ball through wickets, its just that no one gives a shit. Many Nascar fans would agree that they watch the races mainly to see a crash. Here is some advice for those Nascar fans: Go out to a busy intersection around rush hour traffic, bring a case of beer and a lawn chair so you can sit and wait till someone crashes...When they do, make sure to jump out of your seat and cheer, even high five a few pedestrians if you feel the need...you will then see how much of an asshole you are.
When i was 16 i mastered the basic skills of Nascar -driving an automobile dangerously fast. Add in a few left hand turns and you have a "Sport." You may think there is more to Nascar then driving fast- yeah and there is more to crouqet then hitting a ball through wickets, its just that no one gives a shit. Many Nascar fans would agree that they watch the races mainly to see a crash. Here is some advice for those Nascar fans: Go out to a busy intersection around rush hour traffic, bring a case of beer and a lawn chair so you can sit and wait till someone crashes...When they do, make sure to jump out of your seat and cheer, even high five a few pedestrians if you feel the need...you will then see how much of an asshole you are.
posted by mcbride at 1:52 PM
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