Jesus X!

I play video games on my Microsoft Christ-Box:
I will die happier if i never hear or see the expression MERRY X-MAS ever again. Hey lets substitute Christ for the letter X, that way it will be easier for us to forget the true meaning of Christmas. Way to be. What is fuck is an x-mas anyways? Who thinks up this illiterate bullshit? Let me demonstrate through logic how rediculous this all is: Ok so we have merry x-mas to substitute for christmas making x = christ. So then we can make Christ-men comic books instead of X-men. Then we could have caution railroad christ-ing signs. Why stop here? We could have JESUS X!! (EXTEME JESUS!! YES!), imagine the marketability! History books could be changed to decribe the life of militant black activist Malcom Christ. Still not seeing my point and you will continue to substitute X for christ, try this abreviation...F.U.!