I Thought I Already Went Over This?

Ok, i know i went over this. Seriously, i have said time and time again that people should just pay me to think of things. Like i want to cry every time i find out that some asshole marketing team was paid millions probably to come up commercials that make me not buy their products out of spite cause they suck so much. Why can't they just ask me what would work and what wouldn't. Why didn't Ben Affleck ask me before he did "Daredevil" if it was a good idea. Why didn't Michael Jordan ask me if a comeback was a good idea? Why didn't the director of "Lake Placid" just come to me and be like, "dude, do you think its a good idea to have a film about a giant crocodile eating people in upstate new york, i mean i'm just throwing this idea out there, but i see big things for this idea." Seriously, how much was the budget for that movie, what like 15 mil? They should have just asked me up front with 1 million dollars if the idea would work. I would have taken the money, said" fuck no!" and then saved them 14 million dollars of embarassment. Basically i think that i should be a life consultant. I don't even know if that is a real job, but i was born for it. In some cases i have already done the research on a subject yet some asshole team of scientists make bank while they could have just bought me a case of beer and used my findings to prove their hypothesis and i would have been cool with it. It would have saved a ton of time and money. Here are some new findings on health that are no suprise to me or anyone that reads my blog and beleives that i know what im talking about. "TRENTON, New Jersey (AP) -- Confirming the wisdom of the poets and philosophers, doctors say the sudden death of a loved one really can cause a broken heart.
In fact, they have dubbed the condition "broken heart syndrome." The study concluded that spouses that lose loved ones often loose the will to live and that their heart suffers greatly causeing actual physical problems.

I love it how all the scientists were so shocked about their findings, they should have just read this blog of mine which pretty much corresponds pretty nicely to the whole broken heart thing.

http://ryanmcbride.blogspot.com/2004/12/guys-are-sensitive.html

Why were scientists even involved with this, shouldn't they be trying to find cures for the common cold. Don't sweat this guys, i got it covered.





People would hire me as a life consultant.