There Is A Reason I Called The Page "Propaganda"

Earlier this week, my page recorded its 5000th hit. I could have never really imagineed this page being anything other than a way for me to vent out my frustrations with the world. I really thought that this page would consist of me typing to myself in an effort to prevent myself from acting out bad thoughts. I never once thought that i would really have an audience or that people would even care what i had to say. It's been the complete opposite, people compliment this blog all the time but i mean is it just cause it makes you laugh, or is it the message? I decided that i would run down a brief summary of my blog to date. Here is a great opportunity for you (the reader) to take note of my viewpoints and apply them to life. Don't have your own opinion on anything, just borrow mine



Things i have praised with this website:

Alcohol
Pat Tillman
Smelling like a man
God
Canadian Lumberjacks
chainsaws
skateboard shoes
Jesus
Guns and Roses
1-800-dial bud
black people
going to church
Truck drivers
Dave Thomas -Wendy's
The Hartford Whalers (Bring back the whalers!)
The Gideons
Rocky IV
Raising your kids lower-middle class
bartenders
Cartoons
Where's Waldo
Men
The A-Team
John Walsh
My swingset
Real men that know how to treat a woman
praying daily
My childhood
Giving to charity
soccer
The movie "Its a Wonderful Life"
skateboarding
Manliness
Doing favors for people
Miami Vice
My friends
People that support this page.




Things that i have unmercifly made fun of:

Toby Maguire
Homoerotic football players at a charity event
Soap operas
people that complain about gas prices
Daily planners
My marketing 301 class
McDonalds
Coca Cola
Corporate advertising
Ryan Seacrest
Metrosexuals
Girls
Guys that wear pink shirts
People that pop their collar
Online degrees
The Weather Channel
IBM
Nascar and its fans
cell phones
Rich People
Scuba diving
Power crystals
Fat girls that drink smoothies
Tourtured artist goths
spelling
Algebra
Ron Roberto spiced rum
insomniacs
Hippies
Transexuals
People that own swimming pools
Onstar
California
Abercrombie
Starbucks
Shaha (at umass)
The cocky asian cellphone salesperson at the mall
People who are asking for disorders
People who think the "Freedom Tower" in NYC at ground zero is a good idea
Sweaty guys that frequent the gym
The Daily Collegian (umass paper)
Women that are too pussy to take a chance on a guy and get upset when a guy wont take a chance on them and can't figure out why.
Indecisive women (more commenly known as all women)
Crossword puzzles
The Iraqi situation
myself
Fat people that take the closest parking spots at the mall
People who ride their bikes in the street and think that i won't fucking hit them
Harry Potter
Foreign students that can't speak english and get better grades then me in english class.
Meaningless business terms
Electoral College
People that write blogs that aren't as good as mine
Panera Bread
Valentines Day
People that make computer viruses
Reality TV shows
People that pound gallons of horse semen in order to win 50,000 dollars on fear factor.
Calculus
People that try to find their personality type by taking an online test.




You can just print this out and carry it with you everywhere and proudly show off your opinions on everything. Thanks for the support everyone.