She's just not that into you
Ok, its a plauge. Why is it that everytime i go out to a club or bar i always find several guys that just don't get it. They just don't. And some never will. That beautiful girl in the corner of the room talking to her friend doesn't like you and never will no matter how hard you try. When ever a girl walks into anywhere they scan the place for girl competition. Here is some more information about girl competition.
When ever more than one girl is involved in anything there is competition and it could be in 1 of these several categories
(A) prettiness
(B) cute shoes
(C) clothing
(D) attention
Webster's defines girl competition as : an discrete display of shallowness and self-interest aimed at securing channels to draw attention through
However girls will hide this and take out their frustration by calling guys the more competitive sex. False.
So tying this into the point of my story....She's just not that into you. Don't fall for it. She won't like you anymore if you buy her a drink, atleast in a sexual way. Thats probably the dumest move ever because you're dumping money into a risky investment. The whole time you should have invested in real estate....exactly...through not giving a shit about girls you can totally work your way to the bar and get great seats away from all the attention hoarding bar groupies. You and your friends can just get wasted and be content with the fact that you probably weren't going to get laid tonight anyways. u can just drink and watch sports on mute. If you have any intrigue about u, your unique demeanor should attract a few girls anyways, ones not there to get partake in the popularity contest happening a few barstools down.
These guys paid 20 dollars each for her to act interested
And beware of a girl out with her friends, ok we know that girls pee in groups (fucking odd) but did you know that they also think in groups. Let me tell you that it takes a lot more girls to change a light bulb then just 2, i have seen it. Girls need assurance that they are infact right and must consult with other girls in "girl talk" before a decision about anything can be made. If you see a group of girls huddled together talking they are making a group decision about something. Oh and I've learned that women are not always correct however they are right in everything they say and do. Don't fight this or you will sleep on the couch. When ever she says anything stupid just nod and think about how awesome pretzels are. Either that or change the subject.
Don't get me wrong, girls are great...once you come to the understanding that some are just unobtainable.
The best is when I see some idiots just like totally patronizing some goodlooking girl. The ultimate is when guys think they have a chance with the hot female bartender. Dude, u have no chance what so ever....ever. You shouldn't even tip her, seriously, how hard will this girl ever have to work for anything in her life honestly....don't tip her! Yeah so she can't pay rent, dude, trust me, it wouldn't be hard for her to find a bed to sleep in....don't feel bad.
THESE GIRLS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
And guys pay attention, this is huge...when ever there is a group of girls around and they need something they will always send the prettiest one out to manipulate and deceive her way into getting whatever she wants. I remember these girls once needed a ride somewhere way out of the way. The girls made the prettiest girl come up to me and my friend and ask us to take them home...she was all like batting her eye lashes and being all flirty. We never broke. We were so uninterested in her bullshit. We knew the drill. This girl looked like she wanted to cry cause she pulled out all her ticks and we never budged. To finish her, we told her the number to a local cab company. I mean yeah i would fall for that when i was like 17, 18 and i would think that by being nice to girls that they would in turn like me...nope. So sorry ladies, we are onto your tricks... True story..I actually told this story to a girl and she had a nervous look on her face because she knew that i was onto something as to how women operate. Like it was scary how nervous she looked. Girls just want to live life like a tampax commercial...think about it, they always show women just in some convertable like laughing and smiling together and doing something moderately liberating that they are all making a big deal over. There are no guys in the commercial and if there are, they are there as a prop so that some girl can outsmart them and laugh about it with her girlfriends
Women Drivers: a dangerous combination
Ladies, i know this may seem like a women bashing blog. False. This blog is intended to protect men from making stupid mistakes by thinking with our dicks and not our brains. If you were a guy then you would know that going up to a girl is terrifying. Like sheer terror. You would never in a million years convince me that it is scarier for a girl to go up to a guy. It's just not possible. So guys need to tone it down with the cockyness. I think girls would agree. Since I don't see guys toning down their cockyness anytime soon I just wanted to point out that a lot of great guys sit at the end of the bar; away from the crowd, away from the popularity contest, and sit content knowing that they have more respect for women then to just force a suggestive conversation in hopes of taking you home. Im just saying that as im sure you ladies know by now, there truly are very few decent guys left..I mean truly decent guys and why should their be...when you girls fall so easily for the assholes.
THIS GIRL WILL NEVER LIKE YOU
When ever more than one girl is involved in anything there is competition and it could be in 1 of these several categories
(A) prettiness
(B) cute shoes
(C) clothing
(D) attention
Webster's defines girl competition as : an discrete display of shallowness and self-interest aimed at securing channels to draw attention through
However girls will hide this and take out their frustration by calling guys the more competitive sex. False.
So tying this into the point of my story....She's just not that into you. Don't fall for it. She won't like you anymore if you buy her a drink, atleast in a sexual way. Thats probably the dumest move ever because you're dumping money into a risky investment. The whole time you should have invested in real estate....exactly...through not giving a shit about girls you can totally work your way to the bar and get great seats away from all the attention hoarding bar groupies. You and your friends can just get wasted and be content with the fact that you probably weren't going to get laid tonight anyways. u can just drink and watch sports on mute. If you have any intrigue about u, your unique demeanor should attract a few girls anyways, ones not there to get partake in the popularity contest happening a few barstools down.
These guys paid 20 dollars each for her to act interested
And beware of a girl out with her friends, ok we know that girls pee in groups (fucking odd) but did you know that they also think in groups. Let me tell you that it takes a lot more girls to change a light bulb then just 2, i have seen it. Girls need assurance that they are infact right and must consult with other girls in "girl talk" before a decision about anything can be made. If you see a group of girls huddled together talking they are making a group decision about something. Oh and I've learned that women are not always correct however they are right in everything they say and do. Don't fight this or you will sleep on the couch. When ever she says anything stupid just nod and think about how awesome pretzels are. Either that or change the subject.
Don't get me wrong, girls are great...once you come to the understanding that some are just unobtainable.
The best is when I see some idiots just like totally patronizing some goodlooking girl. The ultimate is when guys think they have a chance with the hot female bartender. Dude, u have no chance what so ever....ever. You shouldn't even tip her, seriously, how hard will this girl ever have to work for anything in her life honestly....don't tip her! Yeah so she can't pay rent, dude, trust me, it wouldn't be hard for her to find a bed to sleep in....don't feel bad.
THESE GIRLS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
And guys pay attention, this is huge...when ever there is a group of girls around and they need something they will always send the prettiest one out to manipulate and deceive her way into getting whatever she wants. I remember these girls once needed a ride somewhere way out of the way. The girls made the prettiest girl come up to me and my friend and ask us to take them home...she was all like batting her eye lashes and being all flirty. We never broke. We were so uninterested in her bullshit. We knew the drill. This girl looked like she wanted to cry cause she pulled out all her ticks and we never budged. To finish her, we told her the number to a local cab company. I mean yeah i would fall for that when i was like 17, 18 and i would think that by being nice to girls that they would in turn like me...nope. So sorry ladies, we are onto your tricks... True story..I actually told this story to a girl and she had a nervous look on her face because she knew that i was onto something as to how women operate. Like it was scary how nervous she looked. Girls just want to live life like a tampax commercial...think about it, they always show women just in some convertable like laughing and smiling together and doing something moderately liberating that they are all making a big deal over. There are no guys in the commercial and if there are, they are there as a prop so that some girl can outsmart them and laugh about it with her girlfriends
Women Drivers: a dangerous combination
Ladies, i know this may seem like a women bashing blog. False. This blog is intended to protect men from making stupid mistakes by thinking with our dicks and not our brains. If you were a guy then you would know that going up to a girl is terrifying. Like sheer terror. You would never in a million years convince me that it is scarier for a girl to go up to a guy. It's just not possible. So guys need to tone it down with the cockyness. I think girls would agree. Since I don't see guys toning down their cockyness anytime soon I just wanted to point out that a lot of great guys sit at the end of the bar; away from the crowd, away from the popularity contest, and sit content knowing that they have more respect for women then to just force a suggestive conversation in hopes of taking you home. Im just saying that as im sure you ladies know by now, there truly are very few decent guys left..I mean truly decent guys and why should their be...when you girls fall so easily for the assholes.
THIS GIRL WILL NEVER LIKE YOU
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