Desert Media Storm
Wow, its been a while. I really didn't think anything would compel me to write again. But I really think this needs to be adressed and its subject matter will never make it to the media because it is the media. Ponder this
Iraq is a war zone. A war zone. Sadfully we are all hooked to watching "imbedded journalists" reporting from the front lines. Newspaper clippings, youtube footage,...any media outlet we can get our hands on. I don't want a body count assholes, I would rather you list them one by one but then again I wouldn't get any corporate sponsorship if i didn't flash numbers and stats. I bet that foxnews and cnn hope the war lasts indefinitly because war is big business. Its alot easier to hook people into watching your program (sadly) in times of war and conflict than in times of peace. Oh I forgot to tell you, television is just a way to deliver adds by putting together 20 minute segments of fascinating cliffhangers that hold you in your seat long enough to hard-sell you shit you don't need. Thats how the media works. It's pretty simple. Still not convinced see holiday sales strategies. Anyways back to good looking journalist majors with compromised morals, these reporters basically just get in the fucking way and state nothing but the obvious. Armed with a tv crew, microphone, and the knowledge that they will sleep in a hotel that night these fuck ass's fumble around looking for ways to make their platoon more vulnerable. This is a typical phrase of one of these assholes, im so sure that some dickhead said this that i will probably get sued for plagirism.
"Well all 10 of us are out of ammo and pinned down 10 miles south east of bahgdad and we will be here for atleast another 3 days. Our gps coordinates are --- --- and the comanders family lives in a house without a bulglar alarm. I must also tell you that have called in a missle attack to the town below tomorrow at 17:00 hours sharpe unless they destroy the aircraft carrier that is located 3 miles off the coast, the main deck door is locked but the combinations is 1234 and if you turn right after the chow hall you will find the captain's room where he usually is there between 13:00 - 15:00 hours and the rumor is he will call off any mission if he is captured and held for ransom. This is ---- signing off live from 50 yards past the last palm tree on the horizon if you were looking east from bahgdad."

These embedded journalists had the time of their lives riding in the back of this truck. Sources close to the 2 parties heard them say "can we do it again" after their ride was over.
Why are they giving away their location, why are they like just fucking around in iraq. The worst is when you see pictures of the taliban, al-queda, or wanted terrorist leaders and like the U.S. can't find them but barbara walters is like interviewing them the next day or some asshole is like taking pictures of them......shoot at them, either that or you have no business interacting with them when others are dying to get that close to them.....literally.

He stopped 2 tanks with his good looks

This chick battled al-queda all day on the microphone with freestyle rymes that left the terrorists shook.

This journalist totally spammed all the terrorists and defriended all the rest on myspace. Ouch!

That is actually a book of difficult suduku puzzles and the helicopter is actually a helicopter
I mean who am i to say that this job isn't a dangerous one.....for the troops. Like are people in a war that are fighting for their lives and some asshole is drinking lemodane with a bullet proof vest of leisurly taking photographs and complaining about lack of variety for backdrops. These people are putting the troops in harms way. This really isn't up for debate...they give out locations and whatever info to tell a story. P.S. This isn't a story, this is real. If you really want to be a reporter stay out of Iraq, I get the Springfield Republican every day and it is the worst newspaper ever made. Please if you are a talented journalist please just write for them. Don't go to iraq and put others lives in danger. Don't make war the new reality TV. And please don't do it to sell comerical slots.
Iraq is a war zone. A war zone. Sadfully we are all hooked to watching "imbedded journalists" reporting from the front lines. Newspaper clippings, youtube footage,...any media outlet we can get our hands on. I don't want a body count assholes, I would rather you list them one by one but then again I wouldn't get any corporate sponsorship if i didn't flash numbers and stats. I bet that foxnews and cnn hope the war lasts indefinitly because war is big business. Its alot easier to hook people into watching your program (sadly) in times of war and conflict than in times of peace. Oh I forgot to tell you, television is just a way to deliver adds by putting together 20 minute segments of fascinating cliffhangers that hold you in your seat long enough to hard-sell you shit you don't need. Thats how the media works. It's pretty simple. Still not convinced see holiday sales strategies. Anyways back to good looking journalist majors with compromised morals, these reporters basically just get in the fucking way and state nothing but the obvious. Armed with a tv crew, microphone, and the knowledge that they will sleep in a hotel that night these fuck ass's fumble around looking for ways to make their platoon more vulnerable. This is a typical phrase of one of these assholes, im so sure that some dickhead said this that i will probably get sued for plagirism.
"Well all 10 of us are out of ammo and pinned down 10 miles south east of bahgdad and we will be here for atleast another 3 days. Our gps coordinates are --- --- and the comanders family lives in a house without a bulglar alarm. I must also tell you that have called in a missle attack to the town below tomorrow at 17:00 hours sharpe unless they destroy the aircraft carrier that is located 3 miles off the coast, the main deck door is locked but the combinations is 1234 and if you turn right after the chow hall you will find the captain's room where he usually is there between 13:00 - 15:00 hours and the rumor is he will call off any mission if he is captured and held for ransom. This is ---- signing off live from 50 yards past the last palm tree on the horizon if you were looking east from bahgdad."

These embedded journalists had the time of their lives riding in the back of this truck. Sources close to the 2 parties heard them say "can we do it again" after their ride was over.
Why are they giving away their location, why are they like just fucking around in iraq. The worst is when you see pictures of the taliban, al-queda, or wanted terrorist leaders and like the U.S. can't find them but barbara walters is like interviewing them the next day or some asshole is like taking pictures of them......shoot at them, either that or you have no business interacting with them when others are dying to get that close to them.....literally.

He stopped 2 tanks with his good looks

This chick battled al-queda all day on the microphone with freestyle rymes that left the terrorists shook.

This journalist totally spammed all the terrorists and defriended all the rest on myspace. Ouch!

That is actually a book of difficult suduku puzzles and the helicopter is actually a helicopter
I mean who am i to say that this job isn't a dangerous one.....for the troops. Like are people in a war that are fighting for their lives and some asshole is drinking lemodane with a bullet proof vest of leisurly taking photographs and complaining about lack of variety for backdrops. These people are putting the troops in harms way. This really isn't up for debate...they give out locations and whatever info to tell a story. P.S. This isn't a story, this is real. If you really want to be a reporter stay out of Iraq, I get the Springfield Republican every day and it is the worst newspaper ever made. Please if you are a talented journalist please just write for them. Don't go to iraq and put others lives in danger. Don't make war the new reality TV. And please don't do it to sell comerical slots.