Alcohol Awards! Congrats, way to fail!
And the award for worst alcohol ever goes to....
Ron Roberto spiced rum. If you have ever had this misfortune to taste this distillation disaster then you would agree. It tastes like ethenol alcohol mixed with sugar daddy's but the taste doesnt even seem to be blended what so ever. Upon research i discovered that they had the idea to expand on their poor product by produceing six different lines of the Ron Roberto Rum. Hey Ron, buddy, chances are, if 1 wont sell, neither will 6. Here is a quote from a rep: "Now we're dealing with six Ron Robertos. Even if we don't make a dent but just a ping in their numbers, 10% makes it a worthwhile effort." No...it doesn't, just give up and save yourself the time and money of liquidating you assets upon bankrupcy. Just give up, sell your company to anheiser-busch and let them handle it...you are out of your league.
Honorable mention for the award: Vera Cruz tequila
Ron Roberto spiced rum. If you have ever had this misfortune to taste this distillation disaster then you would agree. It tastes like ethenol alcohol mixed with sugar daddy's but the taste doesnt even seem to be blended what so ever. Upon research i discovered that they had the idea to expand on their poor product by produceing six different lines of the Ron Roberto Rum. Hey Ron, buddy, chances are, if 1 wont sell, neither will 6. Here is a quote from a rep: "Now we're dealing with six Ron Robertos. Even if we don't make a dent but just a ping in their numbers, 10% makes it a worthwhile effort." No...it doesn't, just give up and save yourself the time and money of liquidating you assets upon bankrupcy. Just give up, sell your company to anheiser-busch and let them handle it...you are out of your league.
Honorable mention for the award: Vera Cruz tequila
posted by mcbride at 9:01 PM
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