The beer diet

Smoothies aren't just for girls, they're for fat girls:
Let me enlighten you. An avg. 20 oz. strawberry smoothie contains over 500 calories and a whopping 82 grams of sugar. 66 percent of the total calories are from sugar. Please ladies...you could even drink 11 bud lights and still have less carbs then the amount in 1 Vanilla Bean Coolata. Personally i'd rather see drunk girls, not fat girls. Just because it has fruit in it doesn't mean it's healthy. If that was the case everyone would just eat banana splits and drink strawberry daquri's all day and die from every complication ever. Don't be that stupid. So ladies, next time you are thinking about getting a smoothie; buy a 6-pack of beer, put on your bikini, lay out in the sun and say that you are "dieting." Everyone knows that nothing is hotter than girls in bikinis with beer. That is...everyone except the girl in the smoothie line.