Power Crystals?

$80 for a power crystal?...sorry actually it is a crystal-pyramid orgone energy generator...that sounds nice, maybe it can jumpstart my car, nope, but it can "create a strong healing vibration and clear the atmosphere of negative energies, enabling us to awaken the gentle art of living in harmony." It can also channel orgone or "life force energy" in the form of a field that swirls at varient speeds in an upward motion like a tornado of doom and when i say doom i mean hope and happiness. Egyptians too thought that pyramids were a powerful symbol of a staircase leading the pharoah's and their belongings to a museum in Washington D.C, i mean to the falcon god "horus." Im not knocking your religion, i just dont wan't you to think that you have to aquire flashy possessions to advance yourself spiritually. Holy spirit resides in your heart, not in a crystal you purchased online.