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SCUBA: Sea Creatures Usually Bite Assholes
I can scuba dive all i want from the comfort of a general admission price ticket to the local aquarium. I mean have these people ever seen the discovery channel? There is always some stupid dolphin just swimming around aimlessly untill it gets eaten by a rock. Either that or an electic eel..ok its an snake that lives in the water and has teeth and electricity, hmm, thats normal!? But there's always some curious asshole that sticks his hand into a plant and an eel zaps him...then the TV is usually like "then paramedics rushed to the scene"...Im sure ambulances travel real well underwater...oh wait exactly. So besides the dolphin eating rocks and electric snake creature there are also squids that attach to your head and suck your brains out but chances are if you are scuba diving, there was nothing there to begin with.