american idol?

Ryan Seacrest is the reason i can't impress a girl by winning an arm wrestling contest:
Ryan Seacrest is the metrosexual host of American Idol - America's largest adolecent popularity contest. He is the reason i can't watch "Die Hard 2" during prime time hours and i must settle to watch an edited version of it on TBS at 12:30 at night. The worst is that he is unavoidable. Just as you turn to watch Rambo: First Blood, it will jump to comercial and Ryan Seacrest will try to sell me a fucking cell phone. -Dude, I know we share the same name, but i really dont have that much in common with you and no i dont want you to call me. Final not to Ryan Seacrest: I dont own a cell phone and i dont care about "custom ringtones", my pillow is my personal hair stylist and a scornful poker face is talent unlike anything you will ever possess.