Before this people thought the gideons were creatures of middle earth

As many of you know it’s that time of the year when the Gideon’s pass out pocket bibles in hopes that they will influence young people to seek god. The Gideon’s are a group of ordinary people much like you and me, that do extraordinary things with their times on this Earth much unlike you or me. So why are you inconvenienced with them? I remember I met this chick at a party 4 years ago that claimed that god hated her. These are my ideas of why she thinks that god hated her. 1. The mall closed early that day 2. She still hasn’t won the lottery 3. She missed a call because her cell phone was on vibrate. 4. Her boyfriend hooked up with her best friend because she was less annoying. Atleast this is what I can infer. Look, just because your pet goldfish died, doesn’t mean that you should give up on god. God has never given up on you and neither have a select group of devoted Christians whose sole purpose is to save you from yourself.