Little kids pee in pools

I never saw why anyone would want to get a swimming pool. I remember the kid up the street had a pool and all the town kids thought he was great and by he I mean the pool. Everyone trashed his pool and had pool parties everyday even when he wasn’t home. I mean 70% of the fucking world is covered in water. What ever happened to dads getting drunk and spraying their kids in the face with the hose, even if they didn’t like it? Or running through the sprinkler in your neighbor’s yard? Black people don’t need pools, as soon as some little black girls go anywhere near a fire hydrant in the inner city it just explodes and water spews out and then they start playing double-dutch. Everyone knows that. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger cooled down in a swamp to elude the predators heat sensors and look at him, now he’s a governor. I don’t need to buy a pool for my kids, some rich pussy kids parents will buy you one for us.