If i wore pink and got laid it would be by a guy.

Who needs cloning when you have abercrombie?
Ok stop right there, I know I wear abercrombie but I remember an abercrombie from back in the day. An abercrombie that stood for outdoors-wear. Former presidents used to wear abercrombie clothes because they were rugged and manly like a Canadian lumberjack.. And they didn’t have these metrosexual "men" laying nude on top of each other as advertising. The old mens ads were pics of guys out hunting with the dog and mouthing off to their wives. That’s the abercrombie I buy into every time some rich kids buys abercrombie clothes then gets rid of them 6 months later so I can buy them at the Salvation Army on half off Wednesdays. suckers! Its just a shame abercrombie had to puss out lately and market to MTV but that is a whole nother profile. Just remember the good old days of the abercrombie clothes that had 2 colors, green and brown like the forest, not fucking pink like the pussies that wear it