GSNS?
Onstar is a substitute for a brain:
I don’t know about you but I am sick and tired of hearing those fucking Onstar commercials where some dumb bitch calls onstar because she locked her fucking kid in the car. And then the "professionals" at onstar send out an ambulance because everyone knows that paramedics are great at picking locks. Fucking amazing! These people can’t even figure out how to work a map. And its only available in luxury cars because rich people are the only ones dumb enough to not know that ever car comes with GSNS. What you don’t know what GSNS is? It’s called a Gas Station Navigational System. Its great, see whenever you are lost you can just go to a gas station and ask for directions just like infrastructure intended.. So the not-quite moral of the story is: the next time some soccer mom locks the kids in the car, Onstar should just call the Department of Social Services, not the ambulance.
I don’t know about you but I am sick and tired of hearing those fucking Onstar commercials where some dumb bitch calls onstar because she locked her fucking kid in the car. And then the "professionals" at onstar send out an ambulance because everyone knows that paramedics are great at picking locks. Fucking amazing! These people can’t even figure out how to work a map. And its only available in luxury cars because rich people are the only ones dumb enough to not know that ever car comes with GSNS. What you don’t know what GSNS is? It’s called a Gas Station Navigational System. Its great, see whenever you are lost you can just go to a gas station and ask for directions just like infrastructure intended.. So the not-quite moral of the story is: the next time some soccer mom locks the kids in the car, Onstar should just call the Department of Social Services, not the ambulance.
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