813 people should have read my webpage before they became reality TV stars

For those of you who are not felons and don't know who John Walsh is, i just feel sorry for you to not have the experience of seeing a real man take care of business. John Walsh is the host of the only reality TV show worth watching--America's Most Wanted. Fox even tried to cancel his show in 1996 but the public kinda felt like pursuing real serial killers was more important than seeing another drama about fake doctors pussying around for an hour. The sad truth is that John Walsh's little boy was a victim of a deadly abduction in 1981 and the killer took his guilt to the grave never confessing his crime leaving John and his wife without closure. That was the inspiration that for the past 25 years has turned John Walsh into a hero and political activist. I can't even descibe about how much failure at being a man i would feel if i met John Walsh. If i have ever written a web entry saying that their was a manlier man than i lied or was misinformed. He should just win man of the year....every year...ever. But i know he won't, it will be some tool like that pussy kid from malcom in the middle. Its not even about how his life has been tragic and he pushes on, its not even about how he has helped bring that same very closure that he never recieved-to many other victims families. What really does it for me is how he adresses the fugitives in every show and completely makes fun of them and challenges them on national TV. Keep in mind, people run their mouths. Kids talk shit to each other and try to challenge people to fights.....Just not serial killers, gang leaders, and arsonists like how John Walsh does. Seriously that guy must have balls like no other. Here is my impression of my hero...John Walsh. "Alright gang, were here tonight hot on the trail of the most wanted man in America. This cowards name is ----- and he is wanted in all 50 states for being a gang raping child murdering arsonist cult leader. Its expected that he is heavily armed cause he fights like little sally school girl. We can only infer that this crook is probably a cronic masterbater that cries for his mommy and still pees the bed. He has a tatoo of a spider on his left shoulder cause he couldn't bear the pain of getting a tatoo on his throat like a real man." Then the show cuts into a clip of a story about the victims. Then he comes back on to mock the fugitive more and personally challenge him. " Welcome back gang. So as you can see this man travels alone to avoid penis envy and man-crushes. He was last seen in a diner in Des Moines sipping tea and sitting with his legs crossed writing poetry. --------, if you are out their i just want you to know that I think i could.....kill you" Then he flashes his number and adress of the studio that he is currently in because honestly, what are they going to do? Then he usually challenges him to a fight in the parking lot and tells them to bring flowers for him so that he can put them on their own grave once he mangles them. Then he usually challenges the viewers saying that he will buldoze their parents house if they withold valuable information about the fugitive from him. The show succeeds in making me more scared of John Walsh then of the fugitives and this is rightfully so. I mean the guy just says shit i wouldn't even dream about saying on national TV like i heard him call the leader of some gang "a coward" one time and i spit whatever i was drinking all over the wall. I remember that show about that masked magician and he gave away a bunch of magic secrets and they gave him a fake voice and didn't give away any info of him because he was scared that other magicians would make him disapear. Now think of John Walsh. The dude uses his real name, gives out his contact info, and all while making threats about fugitives lives, freedoms, penis size, manliness, motives, and just about anything else no one would ever say to a fugitive no less. I mean the person is still at large! To this day John Walsh has caught 813 fugitives with his bare hands or from helpful callers leaving tips. Either way when you see your face on America's Most Wanted, you know that John Walsh is personally inviting you over for dinner and by dinner i mean jail.