Girlfriend Application
Being a guy is tough stuff. I mean girls can't even figure out what they don't like. They are so fucking indecisive. So how are we supposed to know that playing Brian McKnight = getting laid. I decided to make it easy. Print this one out...This is a girlfriend application.
Name:
Age:
Contact information:
How far away do you live:
1. Do you have an overprotective boyfriend that has served jail time? Y or N
2. Our first kids name will be?
A: Not till im 32
B. Never
3. Where will we live?
A. Not near your parents
B. Where ever I want
4. When will you call me?
A. Only in an emergency
B. Phones are for girls
C. All the time
5. Are your friends
A. Hot and single
B. Annoying and influential
6. If I were to get drunk and pass out you would think
A. passsed out guys are hot
B. damn im lucky to be with the champ!
c. i should have listened to my ugly friends
7. If I were to completely tune you out, it would be?
A. completely understandable.
B. because you don't stop talking...ever.
8. The only way you would be at a wedding would be if
A. It was the wedding you have been planning for us since you were a little girl.
B. There was an open bar
9. Stippers are:
A. off limits
B. people too!
10. If sports is what I like than you suppose you'll have to learn how to:
A. steal the remote control from me and reprogram it so it seems like cable is out.
B. learn how to play blackjack so you can win enough money to buy me a motorcycle.
11. Kittens are cute and?
A. cuddly lol smiles! :-)
B. not dogs
12. ESSAY QUESTION: Your ideal date would be? (Note: Must be 100 words or less and
must use words from the word bank below)
Low-standards, free, no popcorn, sex, no talking, sports bar, strippers, party, television, cool whip, hotel room, topless.
13. When my friends come over you will?
A. Secretly be mad at me.
B. Help set up the poker table and make a packie run for us.
14. If you were to bail me out of jail in the middle of the night it would be because
A. "Im not bailing you out of jail!"
B. You wouldn't, because you deserve better than that
C. I punched some guy out for looking at you the wrong way and to you that is
HOT!!!
15. Sex is something that is?
A. Comes before breakfast each day
B. Shared between people that love each other
16. If you ever break my heart i have the right to?
A. kill you
B. an appology...sorry :-(
C. date your sister and or best friend
17. Your mom is still?
A. A big part of your life
B. Hot for her age so that means you will be hot when you are older too.
18. Game 7 of the World Series falls on the same day as our anniversary so we could just?
A. Excuse me, this is our anniversary!
B. Hang out with your friends and watch the game in a bar
C. Take the money we would have used to buy each other anniversary presents and
use it to buy tickets on Ebay.
19. It would be acceptable if I forgot your birthday.
A. True
B. False
20. You will always be there for me, even when I am wrong, drunk, or when you are mad at me
A. True
B. False
Girlfriend Application
Name:
Age:
Contact information:
How far away do you live:
1. Do you have an overprotective boyfriend that has served jail time? Y or N
2. Our first kids name will be?
A: Not till im 32
B. Never
3. Where will we live?
A. Not near your parents
B. Where ever I want
4. When will you call me?
A. Only in an emergency
B. Phones are for girls
C. All the time
5. Are your friends
A. Hot and single
B. Annoying and influential
6. If I were to get drunk and pass out you would think
A. passsed out guys are hot
B. damn im lucky to be with the champ!
c. i should have listened to my ugly friends
7. If I were to completely tune you out, it would be?
A. completely understandable.
B. because you don't stop talking...ever.
8. The only way you would be at a wedding would be if
A. It was the wedding you have been planning for us since you were a little girl.
B. There was an open bar
9. Stippers are:
A. off limits
B. people too!
10. If sports is what I like than you suppose you'll have to learn how to:
A. steal the remote control from me and reprogram it so it seems like cable is out.
B. learn how to play blackjack so you can win enough money to buy me a motorcycle.
11. Kittens are cute and?
A. cuddly lol smiles! :-)
B. not dogs
12. ESSAY QUESTION: Your ideal date would be? (Note: Must be 100 words or less and
must use words from the word bank below)
Low-standards, free, no popcorn, sex, no talking, sports bar, strippers, party, television, cool whip, hotel room, topless.
13. When my friends come over you will?
A. Secretly be mad at me.
B. Help set up the poker table and make a packie run for us.
14. If you were to bail me out of jail in the middle of the night it would be because
A. "Im not bailing you out of jail!"
B. You wouldn't, because you deserve better than that
C. I punched some guy out for looking at you the wrong way and to you that is
HOT!!!
15. Sex is something that is?
A. Comes before breakfast each day
B. Shared between people that love each other
16. If you ever break my heart i have the right to?
A. kill you
B. an appology...sorry :-(
C. date your sister and or best friend
17. Your mom is still?
A. A big part of your life
B. Hot for her age so that means you will be hot when you are older too.
18. Game 7 of the World Series falls on the same day as our anniversary so we could just?
A. Excuse me, this is our anniversary!
B. Hang out with your friends and watch the game in a bar
C. Take the money we would have used to buy each other anniversary presents and
use it to buy tickets on Ebay.
19. It would be acceptable if I forgot your birthday.
A. True
B. False
20. You will always be there for me, even when I am wrong, drunk, or when you are mad at me
A. True
B. False
posted by mcbride at 1:37 AM
1 Comments:
Thanks Jen...i do what i can ya know.
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