Deciphering the Clues
Sometimes even the most direct words really mean the exact opposite. They shouldn't but trust me....they do. I think both guys and girls will agree with me on this one. See everyone is always taught no means no and this philosophy works great in nearly every situation except when girls want things but try to be modest and pretend that they are content. A great example happens at the movie theatre. Girls are so indecisive it hurts, like right now they are wondering if they are offended by me saying that. See with girls there is usually a right or wrong answer and its up to the guy to find that out. So when a guy brings a girl to the movies its like pulling teeth. Here is a fake conversation between our happy movie-going couple and my commentary.
Insert girls name, hey would you rather see "Assault on Precinct 13" or that new "Phantom of the Opera" movie. Um....i don't care.
(of course she cares, pic the girlier of the movie in any situation and that is the right answer)
Would you like any popcorn or candy? Um....no im ok.
(this is what happens when a girl says this. All this means is that we will get 40 min into the movie and she will realize that she does infact want candy and or popcorn and will make you go get it. That is why like halfway through every movie a bunch of guys just get up and leave for 10 min and come back with food.)
How was the movie? It wasn't bad.
(All this means is that you picked "Assault on Precinct 13 from the first question and that was the wrong answer. When girls say that it wasn't bad, it means that everything is your fault.)
To be honest with you i really think that girls don't give guys direct answers for reasons. I know this really must not be a revelation for the girls reading this but most guys haven't really figured out why you don't just say that you want popcorn from the start. I can only assume that girls do this stuff to really see what their man knows about their patterns and see how much their man pays attention to their likes and dislikes. Girls just kind of give guys clues and hints as to what they want and like and its up to the guys to make a decision for them based on that information. Makes sense in a way. Except for this major flaw.....Guys work the complete opposite way. Guys are upfront and blunt about just about everything. What you see is what you get most of the time with a guy. Guys are deep like a kiddy pool so i mean signals and messages are usually wasted on us. But honestly, if you can decipher a girls puzzle they will love you for it. Its just how it is, nothing will change. Sometimes you just have to dump like 50 dollars on a chick flick and the popcorn that she will realize she wants halfway through the movie. Lets face it..... Love is free, you just have to buy it first.
People thought the movies were a good place to bring a date untill they read my blog.
Insert girls name, hey would you rather see "Assault on Precinct 13" or that new "Phantom of the Opera" movie. Um....i don't care.
(of course she cares, pic the girlier of the movie in any situation and that is the right answer)
Would you like any popcorn or candy? Um....no im ok.
(this is what happens when a girl says this. All this means is that we will get 40 min into the movie and she will realize that she does infact want candy and or popcorn and will make you go get it. That is why like halfway through every movie a bunch of guys just get up and leave for 10 min and come back with food.)
How was the movie? It wasn't bad.
(All this means is that you picked "Assault on Precinct 13 from the first question and that was the wrong answer. When girls say that it wasn't bad, it means that everything is your fault.)
To be honest with you i really think that girls don't give guys direct answers for reasons. I know this really must not be a revelation for the girls reading this but most guys haven't really figured out why you don't just say that you want popcorn from the start. I can only assume that girls do this stuff to really see what their man knows about their patterns and see how much their man pays attention to their likes and dislikes. Girls just kind of give guys clues and hints as to what they want and like and its up to the guys to make a decision for them based on that information. Makes sense in a way. Except for this major flaw.....Guys work the complete opposite way. Guys are upfront and blunt about just about everything. What you see is what you get most of the time with a guy. Guys are deep like a kiddy pool so i mean signals and messages are usually wasted on us. But honestly, if you can decipher a girls puzzle they will love you for it. Its just how it is, nothing will change. Sometimes you just have to dump like 50 dollars on a chick flick and the popcorn that she will realize she wants halfway through the movie. Lets face it..... Love is free, you just have to buy it first.
People thought the movies were a good place to bring a date untill they read my blog.
posted by mcbride at 2:57 AM
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