Amazing Results In Just 5 Minutes A Day!

It has always amazed me how many people suddenly become so frustrated when they don't recieve instant results after praying. Look im sorry you didn't get that pony you asked for last christmas or that those scratch tickets you bought weren't winners. Im sorry that grandma and grandpa whatever wont live to be 150 and that your dog alphie decided to chase a car head on. But when people just use prayer for their own selfish needs and wants; or use prayer as a last resort.....what do you expect. Is it only at times of your greatest need will you ask for help. When was the last time you gave thanks for all your blessings. When was the last time you prayed for your enemies like you are supposed to......yeah...thats what i figured. So honestly what obligation does God have to you? What have you done for him lately? When was the last time you dragged your hungover ass out of bed at 8:30 AM Sunday morning just to say "hey God, thanks for everything and oh by the way, sorry for getting hammered last night and drunk dialing strangers, it probably won't happen again and if it does, im sorry in advance." See.....praying is not really that hard, watch.....

Good prayer = (saying sorry for doing messed up stuff + being thankful for what you have - ulterior motives + asking for help) x sincerity

Just remember, God answers every prayer....even if the answer is no.