College Playground

You know what i miss the most from when i was a kid.....recess! I remeber just running and playing on the playground right after lunch. It was truly the best part of the day. I remember once i was playing fore-square and some kid cut me in line and then threw the ball at me. So i went to hand him the ball and by hand him i mean give him a clenched hand to his face. I remember that all the punishment i got was to sit on "the wall" until recess was over. Today i mean i would be gettting arrested, have to go to court, pay fines, possible jail time....ect. So it makes sense as to why college wouldn't have recess or even a playground because honestly i think its more dangerous for college kids to be around monkey bars and slides then it is for little kids. Here is why. Alcohol. Simple really....to many drunk people would be peeing down the slide, doing backflips onto their faces, falling off the jungle gym, breaking their ankles launching themselves off the swings and other stupid shit that colllege kids would do if they were presented with a playground. I really think that it would be such a liability. This idea that its safer for little kids makes absolutely no sense however it makes all the sense in the world if you can think of a friend that you know would pound a 5th of jack, put on a cape, and swan dive off the monkeybars. And the sandbox, forget it! Every day their would just be a big sandy sculpture of a dick waiting to greet you to the playground. Seriously......college kids can't do anything right.