Thursday, February 24, 2005

Anti-Valentines Day Blog

I think i can speak for most guys when i say that valentines day sucks. I'm not the first person to come up with this idea however i really do consider Valentines Day basically a day where guys have to pay a yearly tax on getting laid. And there is so much pressure on getting the perfect gift that says that you payed attention the other 364 days of the year to her needs and wants. Damn. I mean valentines day is strategically placed to hurt more than any other holiday: It is right after Christmas expenses and right when you recieve all of your bills from cleaning out your bank account courtesy of visa and your significant other. Maybe its just me but if i was a girl, i would rather have a boyfriend that was good to me 365 days a year than one that bought me off every feb. 14th. And trust me, guys really would rather have the same, just a quality girlfriend every day of the year, one they are happy to come home to, one that stays by their side no matter what. If you really love a girl, you should treat her special every chance you get, not just cause society has designated a day for it. Buy your girl a dozen roses on a rainy tuesday just cause it will brighten up her day. Kiss her gently goodnight, everynight you can, knowing that she is dreaming of you. Feed her soup when she is sick. Give her your jacket when she is cold, even if you are freezing already. Pray for her at night, before you even pray for yourself. Why does February 14th give guys 24hours to do all the stuff they have been neglecting to do the rest of the year. I say that Valentines day is meaningless if you can't show her you love her every other day.

Truth be told this sadly isn't reality. Valentines day will continue on as a day when Halmark and other love propaganda companies convince guys that its not sincerity and love she wants but infact a pre-made card and expensive chocolates.

But ya know what, whatever, if you girls still want your material holiday and can't see its true meaning then its yours. However guys have launched a counterstike to valentines day. I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS IDEA however its seems to serve the same purpose as valentines day. Thats right ladies, mark your calendars, this March 14th is "Steak and Blowjob Day" basically serving as the guy version of valentines day. Like i said i had nothing to do with this except that i thought it was pretty funny when the idea was brought up during a recent guys night with my friends. The rumor turned out to be true. Here is the website.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/





It's so wrong.....yet.....

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