Classic Disclaimer From Back Before I Had A Webpage

Disclaimer: Everything that I say in my profile/away message is right in every sense and always has been. If you disagree, your life is a joke and you are wrong and have been wrong probably your whole life. If you are even thinking about disagreeing with my views, it is because you don’t have the mental capacity to withstand such intellectual dialect. I would place a bet on the fact that your parents were wrong and brought you up on false information as well. In disagreeing you forfeit the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Furthermore, upon interaction with people, you have probably displayed your wrong views to poor naive individuals and they agreed with you because they were wrong.....that was the only time you were right.