"On Guard Until Seal Is Broken"

"On Guard Until Seal Is Broken" is the motto of Jack Daniels himself in regards to his fine Tennese Whiskey, Old Number 7 brand. The one that you are most familiar with. Oh wait, here is another motto of the distillary, as read from the bottle: Whiskey made as our fathers made it for 7 generations. Keep this propaganda in mind and here my story. So i was home on break just hanging out downstairs at my bar watching the Giants/team that beat the Giants game when i realized that i needed a drink. I walked over to my bar and grabbed the jack bottle and took a swig. Hmmm....what is wrong with it. It tastes different. I jump to conclusions and decide that my friends that were over from thanksgiving must have drank it and added water to it to cover up their tracks. Unbelieveable. I was pissed. I let it slide and moved on to Southern Comfort. Days went by. I eventually forgot about the watered down Whiskey episode. Not sure what made me open up last weeks "Parade Magazine" probably out of certain convineince(p.s. i dont care if i spelled convinience wrong, spelling sucks) and opened it up flipping through the pages looking to waste atleast 5 min of my boring break. I see a pic of a bottle of jack in the magazine. I read. I am now in disgust. Aparently the distillery made an executive decision a little while ago to lower the proof from 86 proof down to a more standardized and marketable 80 proof alcohol. I am now convinced jack daniel's is rolling in his grave and my friend meaney is swan diving out his window in disgust. Sorry bro. Honestly. Anyways, the thing that shocked me was that i could actually decifer 6 proof which actually turns out to be a 3% alcohol content drop. That takes skill.....or alcholism...but im shooting for option 1. Basically nothing good can come out of this web entry except for the fact that you have all been made aware of Jack Daniel's Propaganda. I have my propaganda page, they have their propaganda bottle....oh wait i have my page and their b0ttle....haha, i've been drinking jack daniels!....and i can still taste the difference.


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