Which ever presidential canidate adopts my policy on crime will win

Leave it to me to think of the perfect way to prevent crime while also reducing repeat offenses and jail overcrowding. I call it "Not cruel but unusual punishment" This would be a conversation of drug dealers if my plan was in effect. "Yo how much for a pound of brick weed" "You crazy! I don't sell no more, man last time I got caught I had to serve 2 years just typing on a keyboard all day that wasn't plugged in! "That's nothing my cousin did 5 years for embezzlement and whenever he wanted to go anywhere he would have to walk backwards. "That's fucked up but hear this, my bro last week called from the pen and told me that he has brush other peoples teeth for them!" Other punishments would include building dirt mounds for no reason, sorting leaves by color, counting pine needles on trees and tying random things together. No one would ever commit a crime ever again, ever.