People failed their first test cause they brought my cheatsheet instead

Cheatsheet to college

Summer classes – quarters = parking tickets
Alcohol = peeing Alcohol 2 = puking
Students – books + beer pong = college
Girls = (trouble x prettiness)
Guys = beer + football / attention span – listening skills
October + Redsox = crying
You + video games = lower GPA
Red Bull + Alcohol = fighting
Desire to drink > Desire to go to class
Frats = jocks – education + kegs = $ 5.00
Hippies = frisbees + people’s market
Out of shape college students + snow + football – pads = injury