Reverse the curse

For too many years guys have had to open jars, kill spiders, put in air-conditioners, and clean gutters all by womens requests because they can't do those things because they are women. From now on guys should use the "I can’t do ___ because I’m a guy excuse. Example, your girl comes home to see you on the couch in your underwear watching boxing: "Honey im home"…WHAT! This house is a mess I told you to unload the dishwasher and vacuum the floor! "But I can’t, im a guy, we can’t do those things!" "That is the poorest excuse I’ve ever heard, and look the dog is drinking from the toilet and you are just watching boxing….are you even listening to me?" "No I am a guy, we don’t listen well" "You couldn’t even take out the trash? "I don’t know how" "And I told you to do the laundry! "Well I smelled it and it seemed fine" You smelled our laundry? Yeah…that’s what guys do.