Wednesday, October 13, 2004

People who saw Rocky IV don't remember any of this from the movie

This is a movie review for Rocky IV: The movie starts off with Apollo dying from A.) a broken heart or B.) a broken skull. The answer would be B. Nothing happens for 30 min. Then Rocky decides to avenge Apollo’s death by being a poor father and agreeing to fight the Russian in Russia on Christmas. He then goes to Siberia to train. Rocky just goes crazy and starts growing a beard and then shovels the driveway with his hands. Then he punches out a few horses like his father did in the old country. At the end of training he just looks at a tree and it falls down. Then comes the fight. Rocky blocks the Russian’s punches with his face for about 5 rounds. Then the 80’s metal ballads start playing and the Russian knows that he is about to be ruined. At the end rocky makes a public service announcement to the Russian fans saying that both Americans and Russians should learn to change their ways but only after they beat the shit out of each other.

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