Back to not being a pussy--Give Sidewalks a Chance

Im flat out going to say it, i have thoughts about doing bad things to bikers that just ride their bicylcles in the middle of the road thinking that they have equal share of the road as i do. Many times i have made efforts to come close to hitting them just to give them motivation and by motivation i mean get them the fuck out of my way. There is nothing worse than some asshole biker that just cuts though a busy intersection making hand signals like a referee. What are they doing? Here is a suggestion, use the sidewalk like every other non-automobile should. The best is when they are going 30 miles an hour down a hill in the middle of the road holding up traffic. I just want to pull up behind them and lay on the horn and watch as their back wheel just fishtails for a few seconds until they regain composure. Awesome! Isn't that terrible....no, probably not. Either that or i just want to open my car door as they speed by so that way they slam into it. Ok that is pretty terrible. But again, this is coming from someone whose grandmother used to run motercycles off the road because she felt that they should be on the sidewalk with all the other bikes. Im not lying. We had to have a state trooper make a home visit to her because we were afraid that she was going to hit one eventually. Bicycles have no right to the road at all, if you want to ride your bike why not ride it along the miles and miles of perfectly paved trails that surround the area. I mean shit, if i can get arrested for just holding a skateboard, you should be damn proud that the town dumps money into supporting your hobby. They could give a shit about mine. Once you idiots on bikes start paying auto insurance, i will share the road with you. Otherwise you are just a liability and i will continue to have bad thoughts about things i would do to you if i could. Its great that you care about safety but honestly if you are speeding right through busy intersections and cutting off cars, just take off your helmet cause trust me, your brain isn't worth protecting.