I graduated from Electoral College
This webpage entry is going out by request from fans cause im drunk. The presidential election still isn't over. I stopped caring if Bush would get Ohio like 3 hours ago. I just started drinking and thinking of ways that we could change our voting system and the democratic train wreck that is "electoral college." Electoral college is the reason that i don't vote. Did you hear that hippies? i didn't vote, you know why, cause my vote doesn't count. (see 2000 popular vote counts) anyways i know that the second that i register to vote i will get jury duty. Its like cause and effect, it just happens. So hear are some suggestions from a non voter to help out the same system that 70% of America believes is obsolete, but then again....Even those polls don't count cause we still use it. So these are the rules for next election to see that this dumb shit never happens again. Rules will become effective immediately.
1. If New Hampshire votes republican this year we should have the right to kick them out of New England and give the land to Rhode Island so they wont get made fun of so much.
2. Florida should just stick to Disney World, not voting. They can now only vote in local elections. Either that or we could just trick them cause they are all old and naive and tell them all that they already voted and then they would agree, take their vitamins, and read the newspaper till they fell asleep.
3. Alaska will now become part of Canada but in return we will receive free universal health care paid by Canada. Why hasn't anyone thought of this sooner.
4. Southern States votes don't count: I mean what the fuck, they already tried to secede from the union once, do we really owe them anything? Plus lets not forget that they didn't allow blacks any voting rights for hundreds of years. Lets just not even include their votes on the basis that their judgment is off. I mean can you really trust a group of states that goes to war over being free nearly 100 years after winning their independence?
5. Vermont votes count as 2: If it was my way whoever won the popular vote in Vermont would win the election because you know that your life would just instantly become better. You would wake up November 3rd and their would be trees planted everywhere, people baking cookies and hugging each other, kids playing frisbee on the whitehouse lawn, and everyone would just come home from Iraq realizing that work sucks.
6. Ralph Nader will now have to admit that he is a Republican. Furthermore all votes cast for Ralph Nadar will no longer go into ballot boxes but will go into trash cans for counting, either that or furnaces or paper shredders. This way the true meaning of your vote will be felt.
7. More emphasis should be made on the fact that Kerry received 90% of the votes in the district of Columbia (Washington D.C.) It has to be reassuring to Bush knowing that his neighbors hate him. The more i thought of it the more i realized how hard you have to actually try to have 9 out of 10 people agree that you should have been a blowjob. Thats talent.
8. Just combine North Dakota and South Dakota into "Dakaota" so when they come up with their combined 6 electoral votes, they will really get the feel of their combined unimportance.
9. Hip-Hop artists need to stop promoting voting on MTV as "Vote or Die" You are not Nelson Mandella. You should probably shut your mouths until you can back it up with 27 years of jail time for what you believe in. Oh yeah and learn how to play instraments.
10. I shouldn't write entries when im drunk.
1. If New Hampshire votes republican this year we should have the right to kick them out of New England and give the land to Rhode Island so they wont get made fun of so much.
2. Florida should just stick to Disney World, not voting. They can now only vote in local elections. Either that or we could just trick them cause they are all old and naive and tell them all that they already voted and then they would agree, take their vitamins, and read the newspaper till they fell asleep.
3. Alaska will now become part of Canada but in return we will receive free universal health care paid by Canada. Why hasn't anyone thought of this sooner.
4. Southern States votes don't count: I mean what the fuck, they already tried to secede from the union once, do we really owe them anything? Plus lets not forget that they didn't allow blacks any voting rights for hundreds of years. Lets just not even include their votes on the basis that their judgment is off. I mean can you really trust a group of states that goes to war over being free nearly 100 years after winning their independence?
5. Vermont votes count as 2: If it was my way whoever won the popular vote in Vermont would win the election because you know that your life would just instantly become better. You would wake up November 3rd and their would be trees planted everywhere, people baking cookies and hugging each other, kids playing frisbee on the whitehouse lawn, and everyone would just come home from Iraq realizing that work sucks.
6. Ralph Nader will now have to admit that he is a Republican. Furthermore all votes cast for Ralph Nadar will no longer go into ballot boxes but will go into trash cans for counting, either that or furnaces or paper shredders. This way the true meaning of your vote will be felt.
7. More emphasis should be made on the fact that Kerry received 90% of the votes in the district of Columbia (Washington D.C.) It has to be reassuring to Bush knowing that his neighbors hate him. The more i thought of it the more i realized how hard you have to actually try to have 9 out of 10 people agree that you should have been a blowjob. Thats talent.
8. Just combine North Dakota and South Dakota into "Dakaota" so when they come up with their combined 6 electoral votes, they will really get the feel of their combined unimportance.
9. Hip-Hop artists need to stop promoting voting on MTV as "Vote or Die" You are not Nelson Mandella. You should probably shut your mouths until you can back it up with 27 years of jail time for what you believe in. Oh yeah and learn how to play instraments.
10. I shouldn't write entries when im drunk.
posted by mcbride at 4:19 AM
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