We're Quite Simple Creatures Actually

I am so sick of girls that just bitch and complain that guys are so confusing. I've heard a lot of dumb things said before but that is one comment that always makes me wish i had poor hearing or could hit people and not get arrested. So i decided to make a comparison that will help every woman really get the true idea about how simple guys really are. I will compare guys to a single celled fungi and the similarities are astounding. ......where do i come up with this shit?

YEAST
--Can't do anything without food
--Hangs out with other yeast
--Needs water
--No communication skills
--Only work it does is surrounding itself with alcohol and friends
--Needs proper living environment
--Becomes intoxicated to the point that it dies
--Biggest concern is reproducing

GUYS
--In a constant search for food
--Likes hanging around with those similar to him.
--Needs water
--Poor communication skills
--Doesn't want to do anything unless it involves alcohol and friends
--Needs a comfortable home
--Drinks till they pass out
--Just interested in sex


NOTE TO WOMEN: If you still don't see the similarities and still feel that guys are sooo confusing and complex; then you are probably siting by your telephone wondering why he hasn't called you yet.