Saturdays are for cartoons!
I used to love watching cartoons but honestly, todays cartoons just aren't the same. Remember all the old cartoons that you used to wake up early saturday moring and watch non stop will the afternoon. It was awesome. I am dedicating this entry to some of the cartoons and kids we used to watch, and what i remember them being about. Im not doing any research on this. Just going by memory and gross misrepresentation. Enjoy
Thundercats: This show was pretty much just a bunch of mutant cat men. The lead character had the sword of omens and he used to look into it like a crystal ball and see crazy stuff that was happening. Then the thundercats would take their busted ass space ship and show up just in time to throw down.
G.I. Joe: There was no time for a love story in this one kids, only sheer ass kicking. I used to have a G.I. Joe space ship when i was little. A space ship? Lets be honest, you never know if the bad guys could be hiding in outer space and you just can't take that risk that they aren't. It just goes to show you that president bush isn't really looking that hard for osama bin ladden. Other than that, people just basically had other high tech weaponry but in the end, the fights always turned into hand to hand combat. At the end of the show there was always a public service announcement saying that it is ok to fire machineguns at other people but don't even think about riding a bicycle without a helmet.
Transformers: Kind of like G.I. Joes but for people with A.D.D. You would just be watching it and it would be some dialouge and right when you were about to fall asleep one of the robots would just turn into a firetruck with missles and guns on it and you would be hooked again for the remainder of the show.
Mighty Mouse: Decent show if you are into that mouse saving the world type thing. The show was ok, i was starting to question how the mouse was able to fly but now i remember that he had a cape and everyone knows that mice can fly but only if they wear capes and spandex.
My Little Pony: This show had no point as did most girl cartoons. The ponies just sat around with smiles for a half an hour, no fighting, no mounting each other. At the end of the show all you wanted to do was buy an easy bake oven or set up dolls for a tea party.
Care Bears: Basically just a group of flamboyant bears that just hugged and shot beams of light from their hearts. When ever a bag guy messed with them, the care bears would just play grab ass with them and gay around for 20 minutes until it turned into a musical.
Fraggle Rock: Who even knows what a fraggle was, all you needed to know was that they lived underground and mined stones so that way they could sell the stones for beer money. Other than that they raided old peoples' gardens and stole their vegetables. I remember their being a dog that used to chase the fraggles around, maybe it was their friend but honestly, who cares.
Muppets: What an awesome show, im not talking about kermit and miss piggy and the interspecies breeding that happened there. Im talking about the 2 old critics that just used to sit up in the opera boxes and make fun of everyone and everything like how my blog kinda works. Missy Piggy and kermit would just be walking by holding hands and the critics would be like "Hey miss piggy.....your fat! HAHAHAHA Yeah you know what that means? It means that people don't care about your personality...HAHAHAHA." Then kermit would step in and be all pc and be like "C'mon guys thats not very nice" And then the critics would be like " Hey kermit.....im going to eat your legs for breakfast! AHAHAHA" Then it would just cut to a scene where beaker would be accidently spilling chemicals on mr. bunson.
Thundercats: This show was pretty much just a bunch of mutant cat men. The lead character had the sword of omens and he used to look into it like a crystal ball and see crazy stuff that was happening. Then the thundercats would take their busted ass space ship and show up just in time to throw down.
G.I. Joe: There was no time for a love story in this one kids, only sheer ass kicking. I used to have a G.I. Joe space ship when i was little. A space ship? Lets be honest, you never know if the bad guys could be hiding in outer space and you just can't take that risk that they aren't. It just goes to show you that president bush isn't really looking that hard for osama bin ladden. Other than that, people just basically had other high tech weaponry but in the end, the fights always turned into hand to hand combat. At the end of the show there was always a public service announcement saying that it is ok to fire machineguns at other people but don't even think about riding a bicycle without a helmet.
Transformers: Kind of like G.I. Joes but for people with A.D.D. You would just be watching it and it would be some dialouge and right when you were about to fall asleep one of the robots would just turn into a firetruck with missles and guns on it and you would be hooked again for the remainder of the show.
Mighty Mouse: Decent show if you are into that mouse saving the world type thing. The show was ok, i was starting to question how the mouse was able to fly but now i remember that he had a cape and everyone knows that mice can fly but only if they wear capes and spandex.
My Little Pony: This show had no point as did most girl cartoons. The ponies just sat around with smiles for a half an hour, no fighting, no mounting each other. At the end of the show all you wanted to do was buy an easy bake oven or set up dolls for a tea party.
Care Bears: Basically just a group of flamboyant bears that just hugged and shot beams of light from their hearts. When ever a bag guy messed with them, the care bears would just play grab ass with them and gay around for 20 minutes until it turned into a musical.
Fraggle Rock: Who even knows what a fraggle was, all you needed to know was that they lived underground and mined stones so that way they could sell the stones for beer money. Other than that they raided old peoples' gardens and stole their vegetables. I remember their being a dog that used to chase the fraggles around, maybe it was their friend but honestly, who cares.
Muppets: What an awesome show, im not talking about kermit and miss piggy and the interspecies breeding that happened there. Im talking about the 2 old critics that just used to sit up in the opera boxes and make fun of everyone and everything like how my blog kinda works. Missy Piggy and kermit would just be walking by holding hands and the critics would be like "Hey miss piggy.....your fat! HAHAHAHA Yeah you know what that means? It means that people don't care about your personality...HAHAHAHA." Then kermit would step in and be all pc and be like "C'mon guys thats not very nice" And then the critics would be like " Hey kermit.....im going to eat your legs for breakfast! AHAHAHA" Then it would just cut to a scene where beaker would be accidently spilling chemicals on mr. bunson.
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