Pussies Think Soccer is for Pussies

It always baffled me when these pseudo tough football players covered in pads would call our high school soccer team pussies. How could you ever call soccer a pussy sport. And don't even give me that "oh there is no tackling though" bullshit. Hey asshole there is tons of tackling, its called slide tackling, you know the kind from behind with cleats that clip your ankles when you are running full speed but atleast you have pads on, oh wait, no you dont, you just skin your entire leg and face off. Its also a great feeling when you are going up for a head ball and you slam heads and then the other person comes down on top of you with their cleats on your ankle. Or maybe the getting cleated in the face when one person tries to kick the ball and you go for a diving header. Oh on the topic of heading a soccer ball....a well struck soccer ball travels at a velocity of 70 mph and yes as a soccer player, i want that to hit me in my head, please. Infact i willingly do this and fight other people out of the way so that i can be the first for this to fucking drill me. That is my goal. Either that or i love taking it right in the chest or my crotch cause i am a real man, not a pussy football player that showers with his teamates and takes cortisone shots to numb the pain. The only shots soccer players take are from a bars (see Irish national soccer team) It can't be a pussy sport if when you mess up you are killed (see columbian defenseman, world cup 1994) Although the intents of repeated blows to the head in soccer and boxing differ, some researchers suggest the collective effect of soccer heading may be similar to years of boxing. I haven't heard any football players call Mike Tyson a pussy lately.....have you? Yeah, you should probably just shut your mouths and put back on those pads, i wouldn't want you to get hurt.