Put An End To Metrosexuality....Ladies

I tried earlier to fathom why a girl would want to be with a metrosexual guy. Its seriously like a fucking plauge. Ladies, aren't you tired of seeing abercrombie models stoping at every mirror they can find to make sure that their eyebrows are properly groomed? Don't you want a real man? I was always under the impression that women wanted a man with scars, that changes oil, and drinks milk out of the carton. If you answered no.....you are fucking lying to yourself and you and every other guy knows it. I don't even care what responses i get from this blog, ladies love manliness. Seriously girls, consider this: just about every girl (and guy) on the face of the planet wanted to have sex with brad pitt after watching fight club. Seriously, all he did during the movie was live in a shitty busted ass house, got in fights, had sex with random girls, smoked cigarettes, fixed stuff, grew facial hair, played with harmful chemicals, made fun of people, and started a club for angry men. Oh wow, yeah this blog is starting to make sense to you....did i just help you put your finger on why you were so attracted to brad pitt in fight club. Brad Pitt represented everything that you ladies claim you hate about guys but im calling you out right here and right now....you fucking loved his character in the movie. There...now thats over we can focus on more pressing issues like the one at hand. I say both men and women team up to put an end to metrosexuality....im sick of being nice, im sick of having manners over this shit. We need to end this....think about the children in the world who are going to be brought up without the knowledge of how to use a chainsaw. Think about the downfall of the beef jerkey industry. We can't let this happen. This is the thing though....guys do will whatever to get girls. Example: and i really hope this isn't new to anyone

Ladies night= girls get in free with reduced price drinks making a bar full of drunk girls with money.........hmmm......now come the guys, guys know that girls are at ladies night drunk, they go to ladies night and buy already drunk ladies lots of drinks and they themselves get really drunk to grow balls to actually talk to these drunk girls. At the end of the night guys are flocking into the bar like bees to a hive.

This is how we work. Seriously if hot drunk girls lived at the north pole an expedition of men would have already been sent out to find them. Basically guys do whatever they think will work to get the girl...anything.....if brooke burke told me that tying ballons to my ankles was hot...i would do it till i floated away.

Basically im kind of saying that this whole metrosexual thing may be more ladies fault then guys. We just do what we think will get us the girl. I don't blame metrosexuals for their faults, oh wait yes i do, but i blame the false idea that this will help get them laid even more. Like seriously guys, why the pink shirts, why pop your collar? Even Elton John would take one look at you and be like, wow, that is so gay.

I think if more women acted on their desires to date real men, metrosexuality would disapear in like 10 seconds....from now on ladies, compliment guys on their hoodies and sweatpants. Date the guy who can fix a flat tire the fastest. cheer when your boyfriend wins a drinking contest or any other form of competition that is completely unecessary and dangerous. Go for the guy who owns a pair of jean with holes that he didn't pay extra for and weren't put on their by the fucking manufacturer. Get a crush on the captain of the rugby team. Flirt with a guy who is missing teeth. Be impressed with the guy that can blow smoke rings or flip a cigarette in his mouth. Date a guy with a scar on his face cause he probably got it while saving babies from tigers in uganda but even if he didn't get it that way, it was probably from doing something manly like falling of his bike into a snakepit. Ladies if you are currently dating a metrosexual just throw out all his clothes and buy him nothing but tshirts and jeans and make him wear them for like a month straight and he should probably stain them to with manly stuff like barbque sauce and motor oil. By the end of the month he should be cured and your sex life will improve. Either that or just dump him and tell him its because you want a real man. Well now that i have solved that issue i think its time for a drink.