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What’s your disorder?
I can’t watch one TV show without getting railed with ads for some mystery medicine with weird names like flaxamilcin. They always start off with some universal minor symptom and then they throw out a number that contradicts the population census. Observe: " Over one and a half billion American’s suffer from being tired but now there is a new once a day tablet called flaxamilicin. Feeling tired is a serious illness that if goes undetected could lead to a coccain habit. Side effects include mild cough, headache, stuffy nose, or death. Then some satisfied user pops in and proclaims "This is how I really am" --You sleepy bitch, that’s not who u are, that’s who u are on drugs. Anyways, they always end the commercial where 2 ugly people are playing grab ass on the beach and you forget what you just watched.