There is a reason it's called a dumbell

Working out at a gym is lame
I can't stand going to gyms, hence i don’t go. Its not that they smell like ball sweat (gross!) or the fact that they are filled with guys that are so in love with themselves that they probably masturbate in front of a mirror. The real reason i don't go to gym's is because i feel that real men build muscle from manual labor like splitting wood and moving furniture just like our grandfathers intended. Who needs machines to work out? I remember the story of John Henry and how he laid more railroad track and women then the machine that everyone thought could replace him. Women love men who are handy and look good doing it too, not a bunch of guys who want to share sweat towels and "spot" each other. So i may not be able to bench 400 pounds, but i can still put in an air conditioner and make love to a woman with the best of em.