The whole paper is the comics
The daily collegian is informative like an out of order sign.
Who writes this garbage? My profiles are filled with more facts and opinions than new England’s largest college daily paper. These are some of the cutting edge headlines from yesterdays paper: WOMEN"S GROUP HOLDS DISCUSSION. Holy shit women are talking? I first rushed to get the paper to read about how Mt St. Helen’s blew the fuck up again but once I read that women were talking, everything else in the world seemed unimportant. I was also going to buy a jaguar until I read the front page article: JAGUARS RECEIVE UNSAFE RATINGS. I was then relieved because I own a bmw – not! These are college students, who do these people think their audience is? Suggestion: Take the "established in 1890" off the front page. That way people won’t know that after 114 years, you still can’t get it right.
Who writes this garbage? My profiles are filled with more facts and opinions than new England’s largest college daily paper. These are some of the cutting edge headlines from yesterdays paper: WOMEN"S GROUP HOLDS DISCUSSION. Holy shit women are talking? I first rushed to get the paper to read about how Mt St. Helen’s blew the fuck up again but once I read that women were talking, everything else in the world seemed unimportant. I was also going to buy a jaguar until I read the front page article: JAGUARS RECEIVE UNSAFE RATINGS. I was then relieved because I own a bmw – not! These are college students, who do these people think their audience is? Suggestion: Take the "established in 1890" off the front page. That way people won’t know that after 114 years, you still can’t get it right.
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