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Seriously, im not sure how many more commercial breaks i can take. I mean this shouldn't be new to anyone. Television and Radio just pump out interesting content to keep you long enough to hard sell products to you that you don't need. Thats showbiz. Thats why recliners are so comfortable, its so that you don't want to get up during commercials (its a conspiracy) Even though its not, i really wouldn't be very suprised if Coca-Cola dumped money into Lazy Boy recliners research and development account as a marketing scheme to insure a consumer audience. I mean i love watching coke commercials. Here is a joke that Coca-Cola should incorporate into their marketing campaign. "How many illiterate 3rd world country children that play soccer barefoot in the streets do you need to target to make people feel good about your brand? Enough so that the children will save up their money to buy your product instead of medication, food, books, and other staples that coke deem unimportant to developing nations as long as the children drink coke. Seriously, like all coke commercials are is a bunch of feel good globalization acceptance speeches.

Advertising seriously needs to just chill the fuck out. Like this is what i expect to see when i turn on my TV....sadly this is probably not a dramatization.

Welcome back from a long commercial break we'll tally the votes next after we get back from this next word from our sponsors, this is Amercian Idol brought to you by Cingular Wireless whose employees wear Nike sneakers stay courtousy of Hilton Hotels who light their hotels using only GE electricity whose president drinks snapple which is made from the best stuff on earth, the earth is brought to you by God courtesy of Microsoft. Im Ryan Seacrest and I am a Robot.

If i heard that i don't even think i would flinch. Like thats how unsuprised i would be. I went to the movies the other day and it was just like a giant ad for Coke. Like i can't remember what happened in the movie, i just remember that .......hmm....there was this guy and......wait i remember at the end there was a.......hmm....im tired, why do i want a refeshing ice cold coca cola.....hmm, maybe its cause i was fucking drilled with their propaganda for like a half an hour before the movie started.

And why are company's so fucking politically correct. Why doesn't anyone make any strong moves or say how they really feel anymore.

McDonalds, we really want you to be happy as long as you associate happiness as everlasting and have no negative image of the word and if you do then we hate happiness, we also like your favorite songs and if you don't have a favorite song then neither do we.

Why don't companies just say ridiculous stuff to make people laugh and gain brand recognition though publicity, i would if i was in change of marketing. Here are some slogans i would come up with.

Amercian Eagle- "We hate eskimos!"

Pepsi- "Britney is still kinda hot right?"

Home Depot- "We bet you 10 dollars that you can't build a house"

Sprite- "Honestly, we really ain't be tryin to market ta inna city youth bitch!"

Starbucks- "Only 1% of our coffee is actually fair trade certified because we don't actually give a fuck about the planet.

Microsoft-" We own you....haha...no seriously"


Like im pretty sure that sales would skyrocket for all of these companies....or completely plummet but i mean the world could use less big business anyways right? Oh well....i am going to enjoy some delicious and refreshing country time lemonade which is on sale right now at participating stores near you.



People will now close their eyes during movie previews as a protest against coca-cola.